your perfect mate (6)

Europe was where the fairy tales originated.... with all the gnomes, gnarled trees, ice-castles, wicked witches, pumpkins, etc etc..... So you cant just sit there waiting for something.

You got to clad yourself in steel armour, take up your lance and jousting pole, climb on your huge white stallion, and go charging over the Alps.. looking and seeking that castle wherein is the maiden who helplessly awaits your rescue. And if you cant find her, you just go on and on, and on, and on... over the next lot of Alps, and down the other side, seeking and seeking, investigating every single castle... and theres heaps of them all over the place... until, one day, you will find her, and she will let down her hair from her turret, wherein she is entrapped by her evil uncle, and you can climb up it, and then, I dont know, how do you get down again? clinging to her hair? Anyway, maybe by this time she`s got none left anyway cause you pulled it all out climbing up there, so you got this bald chic with you on your horse, and you ride back to Austria with her. and we never hear from you again, on this forum, cause you living happily ever after.