Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#3 (250)
is thinking of marketing it as Nanna's special sauce?? hmmm it has appeal!!
morebloodyrisks: has an advanced order with the AWESOME one for 150litres of his special product!
has an advanced order with the AWESOME one for 150 megalitres of his special product for his morning smoothie.
awesome71: Wants to do the second shift when sxc wears out.
Hates women standing at the sink washing up.sxc666: Hates women standing at the sink washing up.
Doesn't like it hard and fast.awesome71: Doesn't like it hard and fast.
Only likes to get down in the bedroom.sxc666: Doesn't exaggerate.
Doesn't need to clean her car.awesome71: Doesn't need to clean her car.
Offered to get it detailed for me.sxc666: Offered to get it detailed for me.
Offered to do me in it.awesome71: Offered to do me in it.
He could only get into 2nd gear.sxc666: He could only get into 2nd gear.
In one hole and top gear in the other.awesome71: In one hole and top gear in the other.
After I gave him a push start.sxc666: After I gave him a push start.
Says it was a push start but was actually a lip start.awesome71: Says it was a push start but was actually a lip start.
Asked me to give his gear stick a spit and polish.sxc666: Asked me to give his gear stick a spit and polish.
Forgot the spit and took a heap of skin off.awesome71: Forgot the spit and took a heap of skin off.
Just purchased 'how to get a woman off, for dummies' on ebay.sxc666: Just purchased 'how to get a woman off, for dummies' on ebay.
Doesnt mind if she gets off or not.awesome71: Doesnt mind if she gets off or not.
Is not sitting at his computer with a dictionary.sxc666: Is not sitting at his computer with a dictionary.
Thinks she is winning.awesome71: Thinks she is winning.
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recycled his foreskin as chewing gum