25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!! (10)

Oct 18, 2006 7:39 AM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
onesunnygurl
onesunnygurlonesunnygurlELLIOT LAKE, Ontario Canada13 Threads 272 Posts
1. You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
2. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
3. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
4. You drink Pop, not Soda.
5. You know that a Mickey and 24's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
6. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.
7. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
8. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
9. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
10. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
11. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
12. You brag to Americans that; Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & Mike Myers are Canadians.
13. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!
14. You know what a toque is.
15. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
16. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
17. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
18. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.
19. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
20. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
21. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
22. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
23. You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
24. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
25. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!







laugh
Oct 18, 2006 7:53 AM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
aria_rose
aria_rosearia_rosePeninsule, New Brunswick Canada32 Threads 1,250 Posts
I love being canadian!cheers
Oct 18, 2006 3:12 PM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
Jonquille
JonquilleJonquillePeace is its own reward, Ontario Canada98 Threads 897 Posts
I have a Californian friend who thought a block heater was a way we kept the shopping district warm in winter. rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 18, 2006 3:41 PM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
onesunnygurl
onesunnygurlonesunnygurlELLIOT LAKE, Ontario Canada13 Threads 272 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing that is tres funny!!!
Oct 18, 2006 7:25 PM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
Comrad_travis
Comrad_travisComrad_travisGagetown, New Brunswick Canada2 Threads 84 Posts
CANADA RULES!!!peace
Oct 18, 2006 8:25 PM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
Itmightbeme
ItmightbemeItmightbemeOkotoks, Alberta Canada44 Threads 792 Posts
This was a good post - funny! L.
Oct 18, 2006 10:23 PM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
SaxyLady
SaxyLadySaxyLadyToronto, Ontario Canada2 Posts
cheers

good one!
...but, having just migrated well East to Toronto from the prairies.......does anyone want to buy a block heater AND a battery blanket????

Go Argos!!.....heck, I want to be in Winterpeg for the Grey Cup - note to US persons......GREY.....not 'gray'.....sigh


another one for the list:

YKYCW: You think Chilly Beach is reality TV

YKYCW: You also think 'll Cameras' is reality TV (when IS it coming back???)
Oct 20, 2006 1:45 AM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
Pucks
PucksPucksVernon, Canada107 Threads 3,326 Posts
I like this thread Sunnygirlthumbs up
And to Saxylady...Go argos is good and but Go Leafs Go is better.

grin
Dec 10, 2006 3:50 AM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
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Dec 10, 2006 4:16 AM CST 25 signs you might be a Canadian eh!!
coldlakeprincess
coldlakeprincesscoldlakeprincessCold Lake, Alberta Canada34 Threads 226 Posts
Canada Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!peace
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