The Honest Priest (2)
baldydude: a local priest gets onto a flight from new york to ireland when a good looking woman sits down next to him.
after a lil while they get talking and as they get closer to ireland the woman gets a lil nervous, so the priest asks what is the matter?
well says the woman i've done some shopping and i have to many items so i'm afraid the customs will take some.
the priest says he has his limit of items too so he cant really help her.
after a while she asks the priest could he bring an item for her in his robe as she explains the customs would never suspect a priest for being dishonest and asks him to bring a "lady shave" for her ........ after debating for a lil while the priest agrees but warns the woman that he cant lie to the customs if asked.
as the get of the plain the priest puts the lady shave in his trouser pocket and proceeds to the customs desk.
the customs officer asks the priest has he any items to declare?
to which the priest answers: well not from the waist up....
a bit puzzled by that answer the customs officer asks him as to what was below the waist??
its a brand new never used item specially designed for lady's the priest explains and before he could reach into his pocket to show the lady shave, the customs officer breaks down in a fit of laughter nd shouts NEXT!!
after a lil while they get talking and as they get closer to ireland the woman gets a lil nervous, so the priest asks what is the matter?
well says the woman i've done some shopping and i have to many items so i'm afraid the customs will take some.
the priest says he has his limit of items too so he cant really help her.
after a while she asks the priest could he bring an item for her in his robe as she explains the customs would never suspect a priest for being dishonest and asks him to bring a "lady shave" for her ........ after debating for a lil while the priest agrees but warns the woman that he cant lie to the customs if asked.
as the get of the plain the priest puts the lady shave in his trouser pocket and proceeds to the customs desk.
the customs officer asks the priest has he any items to declare?
to which the priest answers: well not from the waist up....
a bit puzzled by that answer the customs officer asks him as to what was below the waist??
its a brand new never used item specially designed for lady's the priest explains and before he could reach into his pocket to show the lady shave, the customs officer breaks down in a fit of laughter nd shouts NEXT!!
that is a good one
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after a lil while they get talking and as they get closer to ireland the woman gets a lil nervous, so the priest asks what is the matter?
well says the woman i've done some shopping and i have to many items so i'm afraid the customs will take some.
the priest says he has his limit of items too so he cant really help her.
after a while she asks the priest could he bring an item for her in his robe as she explains the customs would never suspect a priest for being dishonest and asks him to bring a "lady shave" for her ........ after debating for a lil while the priest agrees but warns the woman that he cant lie to the customs if asked.
as the get of the plain the priest puts the lady shave in his trouser pocket and proceeds to the customs desk.
the customs officer asks the priest has he any items to declare?
to which the priest answers: well not from the waist up....
a bit puzzled by that answer the customs officer asks him as to what was below the waist??
its a brand new never used item specially designed for lady's the priest explains and before he could reach into his pocket to show the lady shave, the customs officer breaks down in a fit of laughter nd shouts NEXT!!