its not as easy as you might think , buster . if you can answer these 6 questions you could you become a ninja space warrior !
1) What would you use to defend yourself against a gorkle from the planet forkel ?
a) a frying pan b) a dyno blaster shield c) a chip pan d) a head of cabbage
2) How would you greet another ninja warrior ?
a) hello b) goodbye c) dandruff d) ????????
3) four brown flodges have you surrounded what do you do ?
a) sing the ninja warrior song b) eat them c) shout yabba hoolabula d) blast them with your zeron sword
4) how many ninja warriors can you fit in a mini
a) 48,000 b) 4 c) none d) polyunsaturated margarine
5) princess glurk is in distress what do you do ?
a) use all your ninja powers to save her b) call the fire brigade c) polyunsaturated margarine d) tell her to get out of distress and wear another one instead
6) In an emergency ,what form of transport should a ninja warrior NEVER take to get to a far off galaxy ?
a) a ninja space warrior craft CM4 . b) a rocket booster MOH5 C) A pogo stick d) the bus
winner recieves a 12 month training contract at the secret ninja training resort on planet zarkof
TEASE: Its a serious competition for those wanting to further their ninja space warrior training
im on to you i happened to hear on the intergalactic news tomorrow that the planet zarkof was destroyed in a race war with a species of 7 limbed gazitkoids next week
blipper2000: im on to you i happened to hear on the intergalactic news tomorrow that the planet zarkof was destroyed in a race war with a species of 7 limbed gazitkoids next week
no that was in the news of the worlds last issue its all fabricated the species 7 limbed gazitkoids and the zarkof's have been at peace since the bolrogian sphere epedemic in which princess zalfrar was rescued by the late great zarbon
TEASE: no that was in the news of the worlds last issue its all fabricated the species 7 limbed gazitkoids and the zarkof's have been at peace since the bolrogian sphere epedemic in which princess zalfrar was rescued by the late great zarbon
dont believe everything you read in the papers
ok fair enough zarbons dead we went way back ,i only met up with him on the play planet balgester last month ,we really ripped it up and now hes gone to the great asteroid in the sky
blipper2000: ok fair enough zarbons dead we went way back ,i only met up with him on the play planet balgester last month ,we really ripped it up and now hes gone to the great asteroid in the sky
you didnt hesr whereve you been on the 3rd moon of Belaphorus R.I.P ZARBON he will be missed remember all the stories he had from testecrab 2
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if you can answer these 6 questions
you could you become a ninja space warrior !
1)
What would you use to defend yourself against a gorkle
from the planet forkel ?
a) a frying pan
b) a dyno blaster shield
c) a chip pan
d) a head of cabbage
2)
How would you greet another ninja warrior ?
a) hello
b) goodbye
c) dandruff
d) ????????
3)
four brown flodges have you surrounded what do you do ?
a) sing the ninja warrior song
b) eat them
c) shout yabba hoolabula
d) blast them with your zeron sword
4)
how many ninja warriors can you fit in a mini
a) 48,000
b) 4
c) none
d) polyunsaturated margarine
5)
princess glurk is in distress what do you do ?
a) use all your ninja powers to save her
b) call the fire brigade
c) polyunsaturated margarine
d) tell her to get out of distress and wear another one instead
6)
In an emergency ,what form of transport should a ninja warrior
NEVER take to get to a far off galaxy ?
a) a ninja space warrior craft CM4 .
b) a rocket booster MOH5
C) A pogo stick
d) the bus
winner recieves a 12 month training contract
at the secret ninja training resort on planet zarkof
answers will be given at completion of contest
Good luck