could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ? (19)

Jul 20, 2011 10:34 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
its not as easy as you might think , buster .
if you can answer these 6 questions
you could you become a ninja space warrior !

1)
What would you use to defend yourself against a gorkle
from the planet forkel ?

a) a frying pan
b) a dyno blaster shield
c) a chip pan
d) a head of cabbage

2)
How would you greet another ninja warrior ?

a) hello
b) goodbye
c) dandruff
d) ????????

3)
four brown flodges have you surrounded what do you do ?

a) sing the ninja warrior song
b) eat them
c) shout yabba hoolabula
d) blast them with your zeron sword

4)
how many ninja warriors can you fit in a mini

a) 48,000
b) 4
c) none
d) polyunsaturated margarine

5)
princess glurk is in distress what do you do ?

a) use all your ninja powers to save her
b) call the fire brigade
c) polyunsaturated margarine
d) tell her to get out of distress and wear another one instead

6)
In an emergency ,what form of transport should a ninja warrior
NEVER take to get to a far off galaxy ?

a) a ninja space warrior craft CM4 .
b) a rocket booster MOH5
C) A pogo stick
d) the bus



winner recieves a 12 month training contract
at the secret ninja training resort on planet zarkof

answers will be given at completion of contest

Good luck

transport
Jul 20, 2011 10:44 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
killarneyman
killarneymankillarneymanKillarney, Kerry Ireland6 Threads 1 Polls 175 Posts
Surely a space-faring ninja warrior would not be so oblivious as to risk his cover by identifying himself on a dating website!
Jul 20, 2011 10:47 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
killarneyman: Surely a space-faring ninja warrior would not be so oblivious as to risk his cover by identifying himself on a dating website!


its to see if you have what it takes mister blues

sorry you dont make the cut laugh
Jul 20, 2011 10:51 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
Cla35
Cla35Cla35?, Tipperary Ireland139 Posts
question 1 = D
question 2 = C
question 3 = A
question 4 = D
question 5 = D
question 6 = A
Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
bubbles85
bubbles85bubbles85longford, Longford Ireland7 Threads 934 Posts
TEASE: its to see if you have what it takes mister

sorry you dont make the cut



how long were you thinking that one up forlaugh
Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
holtland
holtlandholtlandCastricum, North Holland Netherlands5 Threads 94 Posts
Are the trainers female? if so am inblushing
Jul 20, 2011 10:52 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
BannerMan53
BannerMan53BannerMan53Limerick, Ireland4 Threads 981 Posts
TD's would make good applicants !

They're already space cadets !



laugh
Jul 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
bubbles85
bubbles85bubbles85longford, Longford Ireland7 Threads 934 Posts
holtland: Are the trainers female? if so am in


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jul 20, 2011 10:54 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
Cla35: question 1 = D
question 2 = C
question 3 = A
question 4 = D
question 5 = D
question 6 = A


1 out of 6 mate sorry your out of the running comfort
Jul 20, 2011 10:57 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
Cla35
Cla35Cla35?, Tipperary Ireland139 Posts
ALL THOSE YEARS OF TRAINING ALL FOR NOTHING CANT BELIVE IT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO NOW MAN LIFE IS OVER
Jul 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
this is all a ruse to lure unsuspecting nimboids so they can be forced into mass copulation professor wink
Jul 20, 2011 10:59 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
BannerMan53: TD's would make good applicants !

They're already space cadets !


hijack seriously confused dunno

Im trying to have a serious competition here blues
Jul 20, 2011 11:00 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
blipper2000: this is all a ruse to lure unsuspecting nimboids so they can be forced into mass copulation


Its a serious competition for those wanting
to further their ninja space warrior training comfort
Jul 20, 2011 11:04 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
TEASE: Its a serious competition for those wanting
to further their ninja space warrior training

im on to you
i happened to hear on the intergalactic news tomorrow that the planet zarkof was destroyed in a race war with a species of 7 limbed gazitkoids next weekprofessor
Jul 20, 2011 11:09 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
blipper2000: im on to you
i happened to hear on the intergalactic news tomorrow that the planet zarkof was destroyed in a race war with a species of 7 limbed gazitkoids next week


no that was in the news of the worlds last issue
its all fabricated the species 7 limbed gazitkoids
and the zarkof's have been at peace since the bolrogian
sphere epedemic in which princess zalfrar was rescued
by the late great zarbon professor

dont believe everything you read in the papers comfort
Jul 20, 2011 11:16 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
blipper2000: this is all a ruse to lure unsuspecting nimboids so they can be forced into mass copulation


That's what CS needs, mass copulation!laugh
Jul 20, 2011 11:35 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
TEASE: no that was in the news of the worlds last issue
its all fabricated the species 7 limbed gazitkoids
and the zarkof's have been at peace since the bolrogian
sphere epedemic in which princess zalfrar was rescued
by the late great zarbon

dont believe everything you read in the papers

ok fair enough
zarbons deadblues
we went way back ,i only met up with him on the play planet balgester last month ,we really ripped it up and now hes gone to the great asteroid in the skyblues sigh
Jul 20, 2011 11:37 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
snowlynx: That's what CS needs, mass copulation!

yes snowy
we must repopulate the grungar system as soon as possibleprofessor wink
Jul 20, 2011 11:45 AM CST could you be a ninja space warrior from the planet zarkof ?
TEASE
TEASETEASETIPPERARY, Tipperary Ireland116 Threads 1 Polls 2,679 Posts
blipper2000: ok fair enough
zarbons dead
we went way back ,i only met up with him on the play planet balgester last month ,we really ripped it up and now hes gone to the great asteroid in the sky


you didnt hesr confused
whereve you been on the 3rd moon of Belaphorus conversing
R.I.P ZARBON
crying he will be missed
remember all the stories he had from testecrab 2 conversing
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