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when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
'" My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf, '" says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
'" My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.
'" My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf, "' taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
'" Will you get lost ?!! I'm trying to take a dump ! "