C S NEWS weekly (8)

the McDougall's mob strike again

Today in one of the boldest moves ever the flower mafia struck again with a ruthless precision!!

here is a eyewitnesses account well I just couldn't believe it as I walk around the corner there it was one of the biggest meat pies I have ever seen and what made you suspect it was the McDougall mob..... well I thought to myself this is very unusual a 17 foot meat pie in the middle of the road!! that just shouldn't have been there because it's bread pudding Day
... I believe you tried to wrestle one of the members to the ground but he managed to get away from your .... yes I did manage to grab hold of one of them he managed to get away but I have give a description to the police.

The description of the suspect wanted in a meat pie case is as follows the suspect is 2 1/2 inches tall wearing a black suit and bowler hat and accompanied by a six others dressed in a similar fashion they considered armed and dangerous and are known to be blatant users of flour and would not hesitate to use a egg if cornered if anyone see`s the suspects please do not approach! contact your local constabulary

We thank you for your cooperation




Meanwhile downtown in an unrelated incident and onion peeled off its outer skin at the CS flower show jumped across the velvet rope and started screaming I'm a leak


A mushroom has been charged with ID theft



That it for the news today. and remember all you tomato watchers keep them peeled:

lol any eyewitnesses to this event

pass me the tissues please ::thumbsup:

Yeah I saw!

I prefer not to help the men in black though!

hehehehhe

breaking news is just come in We take you from our studio to live reporter............. can you hear us John.......* wow that redhead looks alright*.....what do you mean where live *cough*..... ....this is (John sagging bottom ) reporting from the renowned woos coffee shop where earlier today a demonstration started after someone was refused a spam sandwich a heated argument broke out when a customer was told it was a coffee shop and not a sandwich bar is instead it has been blockaded by protesters demanding a sandwich





I have one of the protest here Sir you are aware that it is a coffee shop.......... yes i am but I wanted a spam sandwich to go with my coffee not one of them poxy European muffin things what's wrong with a good old traditional spam sandwich........ have you considered trying one of the others generic sandwich bars.............yes but woos was the only one and let me take my banner in


........ so it is tense scenes here at woos at the moment.. this is John saggy bottom outside woos