Tennessee State Troopers (3)
TheDogfather: A young woman was pulled over in Nashville, Tennessee for speeding. As the Tennessee State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Tennessee State Police Ball."
He replied, "Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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He replied, "Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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Similar to the cop that pulled over a blonde for speeding. As the trooper was getting out of the squad car, he realized his fly was open and proceeded to address the problem.
The blonde, looking in her rear view mirror said to herself, Oh my god, not another breath-o-lizer test.
The blonde, looking in her rear view mirror said to herself, Oh my god, not another breath-o-lizer test.
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He replied, "Tennessee State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
In Lakewood, a Tennessee State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any.
Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we said to just sell lemonade!)