Embarrasing Relations (5)
milankovic: Went for a drink with an uncle of mine over the new year who I hadn't seen in ages. We were hardly in the door of the pub when the barmaid made her way over. She knew my uncle apparently from a few years back.
She was almost 6ft tall and had a face that would frighten a baby, but she seemed good natured and friendly and bought us the first round.
But as the night wore on she could not have signalled her availability to my uncle more clearly if she had thrown her skirt over her head and lain across his lap. My uncle (separted like moi) was pumping testosterone.
It wasnt exactly Hepburn and Treacy but it was strangely touching, so I drained my brandy, wished him a great night in the sack and left.
Threes a crowd you see.
Ah the good ole days where you dropped your hankerchief...
Ah well at least ye got a drink out of it She was almost 6ft tall and had a face that would frighten a baby, but she seemed good natured and friendly and bought us the first round.
But as the night wore on she could not have signalled her availability to my uncle more clearly if she had thrown her skirt over her head and lain across his lap. My uncle (separted like moi) was pumping testosterone.
It wasnt exactly Hepburn and Treacy but it was strangely touching, so I drained my brandy, wished him a great night in the sack and left.
Threes a crowd you see.
Ah the good ole days where you dropped your hankerchief...
if theres anybody reading this thread thinking
"I have no embarrassing relations"
then your that embarrassing relation 
"I have no embarrassing relations"
then your that embarrassing relation
milankovic: Went for a drink with an uncle of mine over the new year who I hadn't seen in ages. We were hardly in the door of the pub when the barmaid made her way over. She knew my uncle apparently from a few years back.
She was almost 6ft tall and had a face that would frighten a baby, but she seemed good natured and friendly and bought us the first round.
But as the night wore on she could not have signalled her availability to my uncle more clearly if she had thrown her skirt over her head and lain across his lap. My uncle (separted like moi) was pumping testosterone.
It wasnt exactly Hepburn and Treacy but it was strangely touching, so I drained my brandy, wished him a great night in the sack and left.
Threes a crowd you see.
Ah the good ole days where you dropped your hankerchief...
She was almost 6ft tall and had a face that would frighten a baby, but she seemed good natured and friendly and bought us the first round.
But as the night wore on she could not have signalled her availability to my uncle more clearly if she had thrown her skirt over her head and lain across his lap. My uncle (separted like moi) was pumping testosterone.
It wasnt exactly Hepburn and Treacy but it was strangely touching, so I drained my brandy, wished him a great night in the sack and left.
Threes a crowd you see.
Ah the good ole days where you dropped your hankerchief...
She seems to be home grown.
TEASE: if theres anybody reading this thread thinking
"I have no embarrassing relations"
then your that embarrassing relation
"I have no embarrassing relations"
then your that embarrassing relation
Ah tis not fashionable to disclose the odd ball in the family. I have one or two.
Wouldnt be without them all the same.
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She was almost 6ft tall and had a face that would frighten a baby, but she seemed good natured and friendly and bought us the first round.
But as the night wore on she could not have signalled her availability to my uncle more clearly if she had thrown her skirt over her head and lain across his lap. My uncle (separted like moi) was pumping testosterone.
It wasnt exactly Hepburn and Treacy but it was strangely touching, so I drained my brandy, wished him a great night in the sack and left.
Threes a crowd you see.
Ah the good ole days where you dropped your hankerchief...