Englishman touring Ireland sees an old man with a fishing rod sat at a Flower bed. What are you doing old man asks the tourist. "Fishing for trout sir"say the old man. Feeling sorry for the thick Paddy he invites him into the Pub, buys him a pint of Guinness, a large Scotch and a fine cigar. Sat with him the tourist decides to humour the old man,
" Well Fishing in a flower bed for trout eh, how many have you caught?"
The old man drinks deep into the Guinness then says You’re the sixth today sir.
UrbuddyYellow Brick Rd , Larganville, Mayo Ireland2,441 posts
patmac: Englishman touring Ireland sees an old man with a fishing rod sat at a Flower bed. What are you doing old man asks the tourist. "Fishing for trout sir"say the old man. Feeling sorry for the thick Paddy he invites him into the Pub, buys him a pint of Guinness, a large Scotch and a fine cigar. Sat with him the tourist decides to humour the old man, " Well Fishing in a flower bed for trout eh, how many have you caught?" The old man drinks deep into the Guinness then says You’re the sixth today sir.
That's deep thinking young man but a bloody good one
patmac: Englishman touring Ireland sees an old man with a fishing rod sat at a Flower bed. What are you doing old man asks the tourist. "Fishing for trout sir"say the old man. Feeling sorry for the thick Paddy he invites him into the Pub, buys him a pint of Guinness, a large Scotch and a fine cigar. Sat with him the tourist decides to humour the old man, " Well Fishing in a flower bed for trout eh, how many have you caught?" The old man drinks deep into the Guinness then says You’re the sixth today sir.
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Sat with him the tourist decides to humour the old man,
" Well Fishing in a flower bed for trout eh, how many have you caught?"
The old man drinks deep into the Guinness then says You’re the sixth today sir.