Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
The only online 'buying' I do is done on ebay
The pin we are searching for could be lost in a stack of hay
The women we are viewing are probably the ones admiring themselves in the mirror all day
But here is why salvation comes when we pray
We won't be subscribing to Love Connection from May to May
Now smile or laugh at whatever I say
Coz I am sure it will keep those unwanted tumors away!