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Juno888Perth, Western Australia Australia4 Threads 124 PostsAs she walked along the moonlit beach her hair shone like golden crest's of silk, why did the craziness in her head make her feel as if ... 
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Juno888: As she walked along the moonlit beach her hair shone like golden crest's of silk, why did the craziness in her head make her feel as if ...
she just wanted to feel free , not a care in the world , and flash herself as the Loneranger rode by ,
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Juno888: As she walked along the moonlit beach her hair shone like golden crest's of silk, why did the craziness in her head make her feel as if ...
.her life was one mistake after another....------ This thread is Archived ------
lonerangerr: This isnt rite she thought next day as she reflected on what she had done , lets say someone spiked my drink and im an innocent party to all of this
so I will take the morning after pill and sally forth to see what the new day brings
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hoolet: so I will take the morning after pill and sally forth to see what the new day brings
So the next day as she rose from her peaceful slumber she suddenly realised that she took a painkiller by mistake 
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Urbuddy: So the next day as she rose from her peaceful slumber she suddenly realised that she took a painkiller by mistake
But that ok she thought ,cause now pain in jaw and neck from nite before has gone
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lonerangerr: But that ok she thought ,cause now pain in jaw and neck from nite before has gone
so she stumbled into the kitchen and found her Irish boyfriend had returned early cos he missed her so much
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hoolet: so she stumbled into the kitchen and found her Irish boyfriend had returned early cos he missed her so much
In her panic she stumbled about , but being very astute as the game was nearly up she quickly broke into tears and yelled to her quickly guessing boyfriend about to unfold her infidelity ,
and at the top of her voice shouted ,why did you finish with me ,
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lonerangerr: In her panic she stumbled about , but being very astute as the game was nearly up she quickly broke into tears and yelled to her quickly guessing boyfriend about to unfold her infidelity ,
and at the top of her voice shouted ,why did you finish with me ,
and at the top of her voice shouted ,why did you finish with me ,
and he replied............cos I´m an a**hole and therefore I am entitled to blow wind.......but life without you is meaningless.
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hoolet: and he replied............cos I´m an a**hole and therefore I am entitled to blow wind.......but life without you is meaningless.
But what he hadnt realised that he hadnt said he had finished with her , it was just his girlfriend playing him like a Violin ,she to had not said she had finished with him iether before he went , but like being true to a woman as she was ,she was twisting her boyfriend round her little finger ,he now doesnt know what was said or what to believe lol
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He sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette as he always did after he went. SHE might not’ve finished with him, but he was done and it was cigarette o’clock. Why, he wondered, do women make life so complicated? Who, he wondered, was the guy with the Charlton Hestonny message on her voicemail? Okay, so scrolling through her mobile while she was throwing up in the bathroom wasn’t so flash, but there are clearly questions to be answered!
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anitalouise: He sat on the edge of the bed and lit a cigarette as he always did after he went. SHE might not’ve finished with him, but he was done and it was cigarette o’clock. Why, he wondered, do women make life so complicated? Who, he wondered, was the guy with the Charlton Hestonny message on her voicemail? Okay, so scrolling through her mobile while she was throwing up in the bathroom wasn’t so flash, but there are clearly questions to be answered!
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anitalouise: He drew in deeply and blew a small cloud of smoke across the dishevelled bedding. Who, he wondered, was technically responsible? There'd be no such dilemma had he stuck to blowing wind!
His cigarette was interrupted by the sound of laughter drifting up from the street. He absentmindedly smoothed out a spot of bedding as he rose, took another deep puff and walked over to the window. A satisfied grin crossed his face as he opened the window and leaned out...
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jono7: His cigarette was interrupted by the sound of laughter drifting up from the street. He absentmindedly smoothed out a spot of bedding as he rose, took another deep puff and walked over to the window. A satisfied grin crossed his face as he opened the window and leaned out...
and the satisfied grin turned into laughter as he saw his father pick up his toupee which had blown off in a strong gust of wind....
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hoolet: what happened to the father who lost his toupee?????????????? This is supposed to be sequential, is it not?
You wish for to much my little friend
More wine
it only cyber wine ,still gud to drive on------ This thread is Archived ------
Oooops , this forum going all wonky ,
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Little did she know that her mother's wedding ring was sewn into the underside of that toupe, for his father had once been jilted by her mother and the experience had sent him bald. He never got over that hearbreaking and tragic event. Was history about to repeat itself?
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So the Irish boyfriend, who´s name was Paddy, turned from the window and declared his undying love for sweet Mildred, whom he had jilted but could never erase from his thoughts.........
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About to shut down for the night, the forlorn Irishman took one last peek at the 'who's viewed me' facility on some obscure site to which he subscribed three days before he jilted Mildred. And BY GEORGE ... instantly he recognised the young brunette with doulful brown eyes and dimpled smile. She wouldn't've been more than eighteen years old.
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