Human cloning ( Archived) (7)

I heard alot of the negative stuff about human cloning and then I figured, what's the big hangup? Then I had an idea... they should legalize cloning so we can have partners made to order. I told my divorced neighbor about this and he thinks it would be a great idea... you just pick what you want your clone to look like, how smart they should be, etc etc... pay your fee and in a couple of weeks your new clone partner arrives on a bus.

I think it would put dating services out of business because then guys like me won't have to deal with women who have bad attitudes or are only in love with themselves. Or with idiot guys who post fake profiles and pretend to be women.

They could clone a female version of you!!! Then everytime you have negative thoughts about her, instead of having a go at her, you could stand in front of a mirror and talk to yourself!!! Because she´s your clone (with a few physical alterations), as you work on all the things you don´t like about her (you), she´ll become more and more like who you want her (you) to be!!

Do you think they're going to walk all the way from the clone farm? LOL! No way compadre!



Guess what, her food and new clothes aren't included either.

Will you have the financial resources to clothes and feed fer or is she going to file for welfare? Will you have a job that pays well for all your new expences, plus busfare, of course. (They have bus service out to Rodeo Drive?? If not, you can always get her outfits over at Frederiks of Hollywood...)
Facsimilies of real women are available from a company in NY for approx. 3 grand and up to 5; all are made to order and specifications with wardrobe and assorted wigs. They are solid but plyable meaning that you can bend her to kneel at your feet 24-7; instalation of miniature voice box with pre-recorded 'sweet- nothings' being whispered is extra. Comes with 5 year garautee and can be exchanged for other models.
Still want a clone: see literature on cloning by the Ralians, on Yahoo.com under Religion and spirituality; The Cloning Mission. Perhaps joining them will get you a discount on their clones...if not on a bus pass.