A young couple, engaged to be married, were killed together in a car accident. They arrived at the Pearly Gates and stood before St.Peter. They explained to him what had happened and asked if they could get married in Heaven. St.Peter told them to take a seat while he went off to find out.
A week passed, no St.Peter. They began to worry. Two weeks passed and still St.Peter hadn’t returned. The couple became really anxious, then after three weeks St.Peter staggered in and slumped down exhausted. At last St.Peter spoke, "Yes, you can get married in Heaven". The couple smiled and the young man said, "If it doesn’t work out, can we get divorced in Heaven?" St.Peter shot to his feet and cried,
" For the love of Mike, it’s taken me three weeks to find a priest,
how long do you think it will take to find a lawyer?"
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A week passed, no St.Peter. They began to worry. Two weeks passed and still St.Peter hadn’t returned. The couple became really anxious, then after three weeks St.Peter staggered in and slumped down exhausted. At last St.Peter spoke, "Yes, you can get married in Heaven". The couple smiled and the young man said, "If it doesn’t work out, can we get divorced in Heaven?" St.Peter shot to his feet and cried,
" For the love of Mike, it’s taken me three weeks to find a priest,
how long do you think it will take to find a lawyer?"