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Jun 18, 2012 8:11 AM CST I'm bored!!
Data63
Data63Data63North Wales, Clwyd, Wales UK31 Threads 9 Polls 566 Posts
I'm really really very bored today frustrated frustrated
Jun 18, 2012 8:23 AM CST I'm bored!!
Data63
Data63Data63North Wales, Clwyd, Wales UK31 Threads 9 Polls 566 Posts
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in
one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 note falls out on to
the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her.... 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag ..

'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back and
see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next
to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a
lot of fans come and pee through the bushes, right into my flower
beds!'

'So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say, '$20 or
off it comes'

'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?'

'Well', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'


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