2 ladies out on the town ( Archived) (4)

Jul 1, 2012 5:47 PM CST 2 ladies out on the town
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
So 2 middle aged married ladies decide to have a girls night out.

They spend the evening and half the night drinking and dancing and eventually start making their way home quite sloched.

Suddenly they realise they have to pee NOW!!! So they make their way into the cemetery and find a spot between the graves.

First lady realises there´s no paper (of course) so she uses her knickers to dry herself and throws them into the bushes.

Second lady thinks "damn I´m not going knickerless" so she grabs the ribbon tying the flowers together on the grave next to her and dries herself.

Next day the husbands are on the phone to one another. Husband 1 says, we´re gonna have to put a stop to this "girls night out" thing. Last night my five came back home without knickers. You think that´s bad, says husband 2, mine came home with a card stuck to her bottom saying : from all the lads at the fire station, we´ll never forget you!



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Jul 1, 2012 6:03 PM CST 2 ladies out on the town
montemonte
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Jul 1, 2012 6:10 PM CST 2 ladies out on the town
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thumbs up Good one EW laugh laugh
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Jul 3, 2012 11:15 AM CST 2 ladies out on the town
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