For the Ladies.... (12)

Sep 7, 2012 2:52 PM CST For the Ladies....
velsix
velsixvelsixKilmorna, Kerry Ireland178 Threads 3 Polls 489 Posts
Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;

Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

grin bouquet
Sep 7, 2012 2:55 PM CST For the Ladies....
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
velsix: Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;

Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.


laugh An unmarried aunt wrote that on a napkin for me years ago
Sep 7, 2012 3:03 PM CST For the Ladies....
velsix
velsixvelsixKilmorna, Kerry Ireland178 Threads 3 Polls 489 Posts
Fraya: An unmarried aunt wrote that on a napkin for me years ago


thumbs up bouquet
Sep 7, 2012 3:17 PM CST For the Ladies....
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland66 Threads 1,108 Posts
velsix: Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;

Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
I wonder if the gender was reversed there and it ended I will beat her to death ,ooops
Sep 7, 2012 3:19 PM CST For the Ladies....
modermen: I wonder if the gender was reversed there and it ended I will beat her to death ,ooops

I'd still laugh. laugh
Sep 7, 2012 3:21 PM CST For the Ladies....
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
modermen: I wonder if the gender was reversed there and it ended I will beat her to death ,ooops


You wouldnt do that, you dont have it in you. You a sweet, sensitive lovable guy who feels (as opposed to lives) slightly left of conformity
Sep 7, 2012 3:49 PM CST For the Ladies....
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland66 Threads 1,108 Posts
Fraya: You wouldnt do that, you dont have it in you. You a sweet, sensitive lovable guy who feels (as opposed to lives) slightly left of conformity
ok ok how about fire man damm thats wrong ok fire person yes thats right or man hole cover damm it should be inspection cover or how about manhunt mmm that seemed to of stayed the same,political correct to the extreme .
Sep 7, 2012 3:52 PM CST For the Ladies....
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
modermen: ok ok how about fire man damm thats wrong ok fire person yes thats right or man hole cover damm it should be inspection cover or how about manhunt mmm that seemed to of stayed the same,political correct to the extreme .


A "woman hole cover"...I cant see a lot of straight faces down the council office
Sep 7, 2012 4:00 PM CST For the Ladies....
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland66 Threads 1,108 Posts
Fraya: A "woman hole cover"...I cant see a lot of straight faces down the council office
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke hes crown and jill came down with the safety officer and made a big claim.
Sep 7, 2012 4:03 PM CST For the Ladies....
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
modermen: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack fell down and broke hes crown and jill came down with the safety officer and made a big claim.


Jack was melted from tutoring her the night before
Sep 7, 2012 4:23 PM CST For the Ladies....
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland66 Threads 1,108 Posts
Fraya: Jack was melted from tutoring her the night before
are you suggesting jack was under the influence of some narcotic which gives rise to the appearence of copulation before the accent of their jouney up the hill to which hindered jacks capacity in maintaining hes body in a proper orderly manner.
Sep 7, 2012 4:35 PM CST For the Ladies....
Fraya
FrayaFrayaCork, Ireland1 Threads 3,762 Posts
modermen: are you suggesting jack was under the influence of some narcotic which gives rise to the appearence of copulation before the accent of their jouney up the hill to which hindered jacks capacity in maintaining hes body in a proper orderly manner.


Nah, Jack would much prefer the couch and beer to a hill any day. Jill had him up the hill for his health and made sure he didnt make it back for hers laugh
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