The true story of missy Mary P. ( Archived) (2)

Ok folks now l'm going to tell you a true story about something that can hit on your back when you do not even Helen.

Mary was waiting for her boyfriend in the dining room, he was a very punctual person would come in her home for three o'clock p.m., just to blow off 1 lib. or two of anxiety Mary decided to play her piano, a sweet harmonic melody soft and delicate piripiripin piripiripin the music started to go when the young maiden was seized by a gut and dropped out a big embarrassing
fart, oh what a sigh she said, and continued to play piripiripin piripiripin few minuts and wroooom one more fart, oh what a sigh said Mary, after 20 minutes among music and farts she noticed
that time was past so she turned back into the hall, but there was a surprise for her, John, her bf was already there with a
bunch of roses in hand, looking red faced Mary said ohh darlin how long are you here?
john replied .....honey l'm here since your first sigh