A woman and a man are (10)
OMG!!!! I needed that thank you girl!!!!
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You are welcome my friend. Good to see ya.
Kat
Kat
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You made me smile
Thanks
Thanks
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MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.
OMG!
Maybe I'm luckier than I realize that I can't find a woman.
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.
OMG!
Maybe I'm luckier than I realize that I can't find a woman.
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I know some that are "very" evil & some that "thought" they were clever until they messed with the bull.. Mess with the bull, you get the horn!!
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tis true
a homeowners dog ran into the road into the side of the front wheel of my motorcycle
went fly rolled probaly 100+ feet
the lady of the house runs out to see what happened
i got up walked over (very slowly mind you) to her
first thing she said was i bet you need a drink
i politly refused
i was very lucky only bruised my hand (very badly)
but her insuranceco gave me an extra 50$ for finding them a puppy like thier dog tho
ca sera
a homeowners dog ran into the road into the side of the front wheel of my motorcycle
went fly rolled probaly 100+ feet
the lady of the house runs out to see what happened
i got up walked over (very slowly mind you) to her
first thing she said was i bet you need a drink
i politly refused
i was very lucky only bruised my hand (very badly)
but her insuranceco gave me an extra 50$ for finding them a puppy like thier dog tho
ca sera
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After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh
yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil.
Don't mess with them.