The teacher asked her class how things were going today. To no one's surprise, Johnny raised his hand. "Yes, Johnny," the weary teacher said."
Mom was late for work today," said Johnny.
"And how did that happen, Johnny?", asked the teacher, knowing she was going to regret the question later.
"Well," said Johnny, "Mom's alarm clock broke, so she was late getting up."
The teacher said, "How did the alarm clock get broken?"
Johnny replied, "Mom brained dad with the alarm clock last night."
"My word!" said the teacher. "Why did she do that?"
"I'm not sure." replied Johnny. "All I heard was, 'Not tonight, honey. I'm exhausted from that long business meeting last night that was led by that cute secretary in marketing,' whatever that means."
At this point, the teacher was none to steady on her feet, and she had to grab the desk for support. And what happened then, Johnny?", asked the teacher."
"Oh, dad went to the hospital, and mom went to jail."
"What!" the teacher replied. "So who's taking care of you now, Johnny?", asked the teacher.
"My girlfriend, Susie. She's eight. We're having lots of fun exploring!", Johnny replied proudly.
At this point, the class was laughing hysterically, and the teacher fainted dead away. When the paramedics arrived, the class was in hysterics, the teacher was still on the floor, and little Johnny was in the principal's office trying to explain why his teacher was on the floor.
Report threads that break rules, are offensive, or contain fighting. Staff may not be aware of the forum abuse, and cannot do anything about it unless you tell us about it. click to report forum abuse »
If one of the comments is offensive, please report the comment instead (there is a link in each comment to report it).
The teacher asked her class how things were going today. To no one's surprise, Johnny raised his hand. "Yes, Johnny," the weary teacher said."
Mom was late for work today," said Johnny.
"And how did that happen, Johnny?", asked the teacher, knowing she was going to regret the question later.
"Well," said Johnny, "Mom's alarm clock broke, so she was late getting up."
The teacher said, "How did the alarm clock get broken?"
Johnny replied, "Mom brained dad with the alarm clock last night."
"My word!" said the teacher. "Why did she do that?"
"I'm not sure." replied Johnny. "All I heard was, 'Not tonight, honey. I'm exhausted from that long business meeting last night that was led by that cute secretary in marketing,' whatever that means."
At this point, the teacher was none to steady on her feet, and she had to grab the desk for support. And what happened then, Johnny?", asked the teacher."
"Oh, dad went to the hospital, and mom went to jail."
"What!" the teacher replied. "So who's taking care of you now, Johnny?", asked the teacher.
"My girlfriend, Susie. She's eight. We're having lots of fun exploring!", Johnny replied proudly.
At this point, the class was laughing hysterically, and the teacher fainted dead away. When the paramedics arrived, the class was in hysterics, the teacher was still on the floor, and little Johnny was in the principal's office trying to explain why his teacher was on the floor.