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asha69: One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
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Had to read the last part three times, but I finally got it. Great joke. 
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CuddlingSoul: Had to read the last part three times, but I finally got it. Great joke.
Same here but it was worth it!
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it takes a while to sink in
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
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it takes a while to sink in
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
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asha69: it takes a while to sink in
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
Nah... I got it straight away.... :-P
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blackjeep13: Nah... I got it straight away.... :-P
arent you a clever cookie then
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asha69: it takes a while to sink in
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
i wonder if women will get the joke quicker
some women for sure won't appreciate that...
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The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."