jack and jill ( Archived) (4)

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to
one side

'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when
we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother
and told her to put them on . When she did, they were enormous on her and
she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
large... 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will.
'Ever since that day, we have never had a
single problem.'

Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill
alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave
them to Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were
too big and she couldn't possibly wear them.


'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this
relationship and
I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'


Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to
Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too
small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.

'Exactly,'
replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your bloody attitude, you never
will.'

Go Jill !!!!!!!!!!!!