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While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what had happened.
"Well dad," said Charlie, "I challenged Pete to a duel and I gave him a choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh" said the father, "that seems fair"
"Yes I know", said Charlie "but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"