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Apr 10, 2013 2:27 PM CST My wife won't like it
LongTallSally11
LongTallSally11LongTallSally11Lost in, Nottinghamshire, England UK25 Threads 201 Posts
One day while playing golf I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and accomplished golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks,” I replied.

“Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.

“Well, okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess.

“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

“Under the cart!” I said.
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Apr 10, 2013 2:40 PM CST My wife won't like it
neyi72
neyi72neyi72Alicante, Valencia Spain2 Posts
doh laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 10, 2013 2:53 PM CST My wife won't like it
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
laugh thumbs up Good one!!
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