NHS cuts (4)
OMG!! very nice one... 
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The NHS will deny this in the papers you know 
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check_mate: The NHS will deny this in the papers you know
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''Speaking."
''Mrs. Saunders, this is Doctor Jones at the Bridgegate Surgery. When we sent your husband's biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Saunders was sent as well.
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good."
''What do you mean?" Mrs. Saunders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV(AIDS). We can't tell which is which."
''That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Saunders.
"Normally we could, but following the NHS cuts, the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests once."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
''The NHS recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle oftown. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."