Understanding men - level 101 (14)

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

From snowy North Bay,

Sylvain

Hi Sylvain,

Thank you for the smiles!

Regards,

Lorraine.

wowen are the boss

'wowen' ??? what's a wowen......lmao, i loveeeeeees typos !!!

for al yu women woo lave typo's

well... so men are finally figuring women out.... lol... and you know something i think you nailed that %100... except the sad thing is not all women are like that and not all men know all the rules... lol....