Oatmeal for Breakfast :-) (3)
Nuliiiiiii: A TOUGH OLD CATTLEMAN FROM GOULBURN TOLD HIS GRANDAUGHTER
THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE
A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN
SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45
GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,AND A 40-FOOT HOLE
WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!
THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE
A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN
SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45
GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,AND A 40-FOOT HOLE
WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!
If I may speak for all those who await your jokes, I wish you would sprinkle some gunpowder on your oatmeal too and live past the 100 year mark.
Be assured that if we live to attend to your funeral rites you WONT be cremated.........
Thanks for the laughter Nuliiiii
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THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE
A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN
SHE DIED.
SHE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45
GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,AND A 40-FOOT HOLE
WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE!