Let er Rip! (5)
kerobaEscanaba, Michigan USA25 Threads 301 PostsWhat was your most embarrassing moment when you let one rip. I was working on a ladies furnace in the corner of the basement when a silent bomb went off, she appeared seconds later with a hundred questions.
I blamed it on the dog! J/K :) Kevin
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Dogs will do that, you know.
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I don't play golf, but some co-workers were in this league and one was about to t-off but when she swung her club back the "silent but deadly" had a vicious sound to which she just said "oops, excuse me" but it did take a long time for the laughter and jokes around the office to stop. (Sorry Flo, I had to tell them)... 
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Now that is funny!
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A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you.'
The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady, 'here, take these and come back in a week'.
So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?'
The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem.'
I don`t have any personal stories to share.
The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady, 'here, take these and come back in a week'.
So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?'
The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem.'
I don`t have any personal stories to share.
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