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HE said 'Maltese' ... not 'Maletse' ... 
WHAT THE HELL IS NOW THE OFFICIAL WORD FOR YOU FOLKS? 
Can someone explain that to me ...
freeze?
WHAT THE HELL IS NOW THE OFFICIAL WORD FOR YOU FOLKS? Can someone explain that to me ...
freeze?
Well as far as i know the word is Maltese..............but originally i'm British so i'm not 100% sure now. 
And here I thought you are Italiano!! I was going to teach you the Marone dance... now I got to find a British dance to teach you !!!! and all I can think of is that miserable wet ice and snow in UK... !
So I guessing maybe you should learn the Dance To Dry
The Ice and Snow... then you would get the nice dry snow like in CH! except dry snow is not good for building snowmen....or igloos, it just floats away. Or maybe that special dance we have that Brings the Queen Out On Her Horse? There's a special time of year that when you do that dance.... out She will come riding her Horse.. an amazing dance that!... and it never fails to work!
So I guessing maybe you should learn the Dance To Dry
The Ice and Snow... then you would get the nice dry snow like in CH! except dry snow is not good for building snowmen....or igloos, it just floats away. Or maybe that special dance we have that Brings the Queen Out On Her Horse? There's a special time of year that when you do that dance.... out She will come riding her Horse.. an amazing dance that!... and it never fails to work!
ok let me explain 
So my dad is a pure Italian, my mum is a pure Maltese (or however thay are called) and me my brother & sister where born in England.
So now i let you folks tell me what am i i even get confuse when people ask me ......... Where are you from??? 
So my dad is a pure Italian, my mum is a pure Maltese (or however thay are called) and me my brother & sister where born in England. So now i let you folks tell me what am i
i even get confuse when people ask me ......... Where are you from??? ah ha, so you are a pure Maltishiano! Now I will have to teach you the Maltishiano Dance, I just have to think about how it goes. Will come back to you on that one.
OK be waiting for it >> ... (or however thay are called)
>> So now i let you folks tell me what am i i even get confuse when people ask me ......... Where are you from???
How about: human from planet earth!?
>> So now i let you folks tell me what am i i even get confuse when people ask me ......... Where are you from???
How about: human from planet earth!?
That's an idea........but an i from planet earth???? 
Do you now any Germanada dances?
'Are you alien' Checklist:
1. are you talking in a strange language?
2. do you have to travel with a ship to go somewhere else?
3. do you like to eat MARS?
4. ... hmmm ... where are you exactly from?
1. are you talking in a strange language?
2. do you have to travel with a ship to go somewhere else?
3. do you like to eat MARS?
4. ... hmmm ... where are you exactly from?
That's a straight answer ... Thanks bro 
You brought light in the darkness ...
... and I was already scared your name is ANOTHER way to call you guys ...
You brought light in the darkness ...
... and I was already scared your name is ANOTHER way to call you guys ...
1) maltese is strange enough as a language.
2) i live on a ship.....that's where i work.
3) i like chocolate even MARS.
4) i always get confuse to answer this question.
So that makes me an Alien !!!!
2) i live on a ship.....that's where i work.
3) i like chocolate even MARS.
4) i always get confuse to answer this question.
So that makes me an Alien !!!!
You cannot be a Human Being and NOT be from planet Earth. Only Earth has Human Beings.. for the simple reason that other Galaxies will not allow us anywhere near them for fear of becoming polluted and overcrowded... and bringing infections like Politicians to them. That is why Light Years for Travel was invented... to keep us away from them. And that is why Humans dont live long enough to survive a trip to another Galaxy. Simple when you know the reasons huh?
Now... to your National Dance..... You must be half German and half Canadian. It all depends on which parent is German and which parent is Canadian. When I have that information I can figure out your National Dance and what it is In Aid Of. Every Nation has to have a Reason for its National DAnce. Like the Italianos have to Dance to get the Marones out of their prickly shells. The Swiss have to Dance to improve their Beer and their Wine, and to Dry Out the Ground from all the Rain... all that sort of stuff. In Africa they dance to Bring the Rain. In Americas they used to Dance to Bring the Buffalo (before they all got killed.. the Buffalo that is). Next month I am going to a small village in the rain forests of Brazil to teach the Pygmy Tribe there how to Dance to Chase Away The Chainsaws and Bulldozers.
Now... to your National Dance..... You must be half German and half Canadian. It all depends on which parent is German and which parent is Canadian. When I have that information I can figure out your National Dance and what it is In Aid Of. Every Nation has to have a Reason for its National DAnce. Like the Italianos have to Dance to get the Marones out of their prickly shells. The Swiss have to Dance to improve their Beer and their Wine, and to Dry Out the Ground from all the Rain... all that sort of stuff. In Africa they dance to Bring the Rain. In Americas they used to Dance to Bring the Buffalo (before they all got killed.. the Buffalo that is). Next month I am going to a small village in the rain forests of Brazil to teach the Pygmy Tribe there how to Dance to Chase Away The Chainsaws and Bulldozers.
hey Smoky......at what point are you with my dance???? 
... I am pure breed german ... just live in canada and try to figure out how to travel faster between the continents ... I thought the Germanada dance could help with that!? (e.g. cause of strong winds to fly on a carpet ... or taking control over Mr. Spocks mind from Starship enterprise and use his teleporter ... ect.)!?
... just live in canada and try to figure out how to travel faster between the continents ... I thought the Germanada dance could help with that!? (e.g. cause of strong winds to fly on a carpet ... or taking control over Mr. Spocks mind from Starship enterprise and use his teleporter ... ect.)!? Sure I am on stage ... np ... 
Just need to get my voice ready ... mi mi mi ... aaaaaaaa ... la la la laaaarrrgggghhhh :cough: :cough: ....
Just need to get my voice ready ... mi mi mi ... aaaaaaaa ... la la la laaaarrrgggghhhh :cough: :cough: ....
That's great, thanks So Smoky now we're ready for the show.
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Will the Maltese contributors to the forum kindly let me know what effect and benefits of EU membership, (if any), have had on the island?