wouldn't you know it ( Archived) (4)

Dec 13, 2006 9:49 AM CST wouldn't you know it
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
The old country preacher had a teenage son, and
it was getting time the boy should give some thought to
choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know
what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his
father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's
room and placed on this study table three objects: - a Bible - a
silver dollar, and - a bottle of whisky.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old
preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from
school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the
Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that
would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and
that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a
no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his
son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed
for his room. He tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to
leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his
eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it
under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it
into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink.

"Lord have mercy on all of us," the old man
whispered, "he's gonna be a United States Congressman


A smile can make a dark day bright........find the one who makes your heart smile.
Have a great morning,Kat

hug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 13, 2006 9:54 AM CST wouldn't you know it
IrishLass1
IrishLass1IrishLass1Metairie, USA71 Threads 1,998 Posts
Thank you, I did enjoy the story, it is a old one, but still a good one. thumbs up hug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 13, 2006 9:57 AM CST wouldn't you know it
FindMe1113
FindMe1113FindMe1113Bronx, USA11 Threads 1,171 Posts
wine
------ This thread is Archived ------
Dec 13, 2006 10:29 AM CST wouldn't you know it
twilightstwin
twilightstwintwilightstwinDetroit Lakes, USA95 Threads 3,537 Posts
Thanks, you too Kathug
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

431 Views
3 Comments
by lvslife (223 Threads)
Created: Dec 2006
Last Viewed: May 8
Last Commented: Dec 2006

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here