Yo mama (41)
Mitchell1Chattanooga, USA116 Threads 5,584 PostsYO Mamma so fat she need holla hoops to keep her socks up!
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yo moma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe iz not butter!!!!!
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Yo mama is like a door knob... Everybody gets a turn. OOOOOWWWWWWWWW... 
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Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To infinity and beyond!"
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not nice to diss mamas! Im a mom does that mean Im fat & dumb?------ This thread is Archived ------
yo mama's so dumb, she was talking into an envelope, I asked what she's doing, she said leaving a voice mail
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when were these ever funny? 
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Get it? Everybody gets a turn. Ha ha ha ha ha! 
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nope, cause you ain't HIS mom!
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your mom is like a carpenter's dream ------- flat on both sides and easy to nail
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yo mammas so poor when she farts the rouches start singing clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the lord 'cause we got heat.
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Yo mama's so fat Columbus tried to sail around her and decided to turn back.
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yo mama so crosseyed when she cries the tears run down the back of her neck.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the kitchen as a entertainment center
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE WORE A GREEN DRESS WALKED DOWN THE STREET AND THE PEOPLE SCREAMED RUN ITS GODZILLA.
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yo mammas so ugly I pressed her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo Daddy's so DUMB he posted YO MAMMA jokes in a public forum.
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Your mom is so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her!
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yo mamma so hairy when she shave she has to use a weed wacker
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