Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything? Witness: After the accident? Lawyer: Before the accident. Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time? Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Witness: No. Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated? Witness: By death. Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What is your date of birth? Witness: July fifteenth. Lawyer: What year? Witness: Every year !
Lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide? Witness: (looking confused) Is that a question?
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: She had three children, right? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: How many were boys? Witness: None. Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw? Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard. Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Witness: What do you think counselor.
Lawyer: Did he kill you? Witness: Excuse me counselor can you repeat the question?
Lawyer: What happened then? Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me" Lawyer. And did he kill you? Witness: Yes!
Lawyer: (Showing the witness a picture) That's You? Witness: Yes. Lawyer: And you where present Right ! when the picture was taken ?
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Lawyer: Did you blow your horn or anything?
Witness: After the accident?
Lawyer: Before the accident.
Witness: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year !
Lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide?
Witness: (looking confused) Is that a question?
Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Lawyer: Were there any girls?
Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?
Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Witness: What do you think counselor.
Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Witness: Excuse me counselor can you repeat the question?
Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me"
Lawyer. And did he kill you?
Witness: Yes!
Lawyer: (Showing the witness a picture) That's You?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And you where present Right ! when the picture was taken ?