We have all heard them but this one is a true story of my life as a jailbird.
Leaving my local neighborhood pub one night I slipped and fell. To be honest I staggered down the stairs and did a face plant on the sidewalk. I thought maybe it would be best to sit on the curb and try to collect a semblance of balance before I continued. During this rest period the cops decided to see what this huddled little mass was up to.
The cop asked me what I was up to. I replied "You know how the Earth revolves around the Sun and rotates on it's axis? Well I figure if I sit here long enough my place is bound to come by."
Wrong answer as the cop showed no sense of humor as he dragged me to the drunk tank for the night.
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Leaving my local neighborhood pub one night I slipped and fell. To be honest I staggered down the stairs and did a face plant on the sidewalk. I thought maybe it would be best to sit on the curb and try to collect a semblance of balance before I continued. During this rest period the cops decided to see what this huddled little mass was up to.
The cop asked me what I was up to. I replied "You know how the Earth revolves around the Sun and rotates on it's axis? Well I figure if I sit here long enough my place is bound to come by."
Wrong answer as the cop showed no sense of humor as he dragged me to the drunk tank for the night.
Anyone else have an ill spent youth?