things to know about chuck noris (3)

Jan 5, 2007 10:56 PM CST things to know about chuck noris
Shyguy
ShyguyShyguyEdmonton, Alberta Canada11 Threads 90 Posts
I have heard a bunch of these and they are funny

Chuck noriss can run around the world so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck noriss can kill to stones with one bird

Chuck noriss sleeps with a night light Not becase he is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck.

if you look under chucks beard you will find another fist


well I am done for now so if you can think of any other or you just have a funny joke put it own
Jan 5, 2007 11:05 PM CST things to know about chuck noris
arthurdent
arthurdentarthurdentspamilton, Ontario Canada13 Threads 490 Posts
Chuck Norris professor
Jan 6, 2007 8:37 PM CST things to know about chuck noris
reg1957
reg1957reg1957Belleville, Ontario Canada8 Threads 141 Posts
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard he would kill your whole family

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard and so fast you think you were surrounded

Chuck Norris would hit you with so many lefts you would beg for a right.......
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