Words Per Day ( Archived) (10)

Jan 6, 2007 7:05 PM CST Words Per Day
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
In an attempt to interject a smile into what has rapidly turned into a rather vitriolic evening, I give you the following:

A husband, looking through the paper, came upon a study that said women use more words than men.

Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000".

The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."

The husband said "What?"
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Jan 6, 2007 7:22 PM CST Words Per Day
greyhnd
greyhndgreyhndHuntingburg, Indiana USA4 Threads 173 Posts
I love that one!
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Jan 6, 2007 7:42 PM CST Words Per Day
dancingfarmer
dancingfarmerdancingfarmerColumbia, Connecticut USA41 Threads 752 Posts
what? lol good one.
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Jan 6, 2007 7:44 PM CST Words Per Day
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
What'd you say, Nancy?laugh
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Jan 6, 2007 8:20 PM CST Words Per Day
dancingfarmer
dancingfarmerdancingfarmerColumbia, Connecticut USA41 Threads 752 Posts
"Read my lips"
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Jan 6, 2007 8:45 PM CST Words Per Day
Sunrise
SunriseSunriseLebanon, Oregon USA14 Threads 224 Posts
My PSY teacher said that it is true that men need to say half as many words as women and it isn't all because we have to repeat ourselfs but sounds close to me.
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Jan 6, 2007 9:31 PM CST Words Per Day
sunsetsagift
sunsetsagiftsunsetsagiftkingston, New York USA1 Threads 34 Posts
GOOD ONE I LIKE THAT ONE!!!handshake head banger
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Jan 6, 2007 9:35 PM CST Words Per Day
beachfarmer
beachfarmerbeachfarmerLa Jolla, USA18 Threads 3,784 Posts
I don't get itconfused
can someone explainlaugh
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Jan 7, 2007 12:49 AM CST Words Per Day
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA303 Threads 1 Polls 3,395 Posts
Actually, I read last week that scientists have developed an IPOD the size of a silicon chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast. It should solve the age old complaint that women have about men looking at them, but not listening to them!rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2007 9:11 AM CST Words Per Day
dancingfarmer
dancingfarmerdancingfarmerColumbia, Connecticut USA41 Threads 752 Posts
That's great! You should be hearing me loud and clear then-lol.
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