In an attempt to interject a smile into what has rapidly turned into a rather vitriolic evening, I give you the following:
A husband, looking through the paper, came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000".
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
My PSY teacher said that it is true that men need to say half as many words as women and it isn't all because we have to repeat ourselfs but sounds close to me.
Actually, I read last week that scientists have developed an IPOD the size of a silicon chip that can be implanted into a woman's breast. It should solve the age old complaint that women have about men looking at them, but not listening to them!
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A husband, looking through the paper, came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results. It read "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000".
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"