While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5 year old son and his playmates had found a dead bird. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they has secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said" Glory be unto the faaaather, and unto the sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.
I threw my deceased loving pet over the fence into my neighbors yard. I figured they picked up enough of his crap that this might be a celebration of sorts for them.
ohhh c'mon, Like thats the first time you have heard that one. Anyways, I am sorry if that shocked you. Please let the dancing banana relieve you of your troubles.
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The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said" Glory be unto the faaaather, and unto the sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.