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Jan 12, 2007 8:05 PM CST pet funeral
red386
red386red386daytona, Florida USA13 Threads 360 Posts
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5 year old son and his playmates had found a dead bird. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they has secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said" Glory be unto the faaaather, and unto the sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 12, 2007 8:07 PM CST pet funeral
Lionhearted1967
Lionhearted1967Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada143 Threads 10 Polls 9,887 Posts
LOL...


I can remember as a child having lots of animal funerals.
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Jan 12, 2007 8:09 PM CST pet funeral
joeslick
joeslickjoeslickalbion, Michigan USA23 Threads 189 Posts
i allways liked when the kids bury there pets at sea.kwik flush and down they gorolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 12, 2007 8:12 PM CST pet funeral
cagrizzly
cagrizzlycagrizzlyDaytona Beach, Florida USA1 Threads 113 Posts
I threw my deceased loving pet over the fence into my neighbors yard. I figured they picked up enough of his crap that this might be a celebration of sorts for them.cheers
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Jan 12, 2007 8:14 PM CST pet funeral
red386
red386red386daytona, Florida USA13 Threads 360 Posts
jaw drop
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Jan 12, 2007 8:15 PM CST pet funeral
Lionhearted1967
Lionhearted1967Lionhearted1967London, Ontario Canada143 Threads 10 Polls 9,887 Posts
laugh
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Jan 12, 2007 8:17 PM CST pet funeral
cagrizzly
cagrizzlycagrizzlyDaytona Beach, Florida USA1 Threads 113 Posts
ohhh c'mon, Like thats the first time you have heard that one.
Anyways, I am sorry if that shocked you. Please let the dancing banana relieve you of your troubles.banana

Man I love that dancing fruit!
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