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Jun 20, 2020 9:14 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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Jun 20, 2020 9:15 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
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Jun 20, 2020 10:04 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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I had a feeling you would do that. rolling on the floor laughing How are you?wave wave wave wave
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Jun 20, 2020 10:26 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon: I had a feeling you would do that. How are you?
Jajajajajajajajaj... I am great, thank you very much... How was your trip?... wave wave wave wave wave
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Jun 20, 2020 10:38 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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Honestly... the highway was quiet and hardly any traffic. Only gas stations open and some snack bars in the country. We were told what minimal vitamins we'll have to take once working again... strange but makes sense. Don't know when we'll be able to work again... for now, it still has to be done from home. Really hot today... humid also. How about you? Jajajajajajajajaj rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 20, 2020 10:47 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
Not bad... Had some groceries delivered and apparently we are going to have a curfew implemented since monday (Just on certain states)... Your friend Maduro, calls it "A radicalization of the quarantine"... Not sure, though... The delivery guy told me: "You have such happy dogs!"... And made me reflect on how badly abused one of them was, judging from her bald spots... I am happy to know that's her past and now all three of my girls are so happy that it's evident... That makes my heart smile... heart beating Oh, and my neighbor was celebrating and was a little drunk... I said "Hi" to him and he asked me if he could kiss my hand... And I said "Even three times, if you want"... Obvioulsy, I was joking!... But he did!... I was laughing so hard... laugh laugh laugh
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Jun 20, 2020 10:55 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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Melody1671: Not bad... Had some groceries delivered and apparently we are going to have a curfew implemented since monday (Just on certain states)... Your friend Maduro, calls it "A radicalization of the quarantine"... Not sure, though... The delivery guy told me: "You have such happy dogs!"... And made me reflect on how badly abused one of them was, judging from her bald spots... I am happy to know that's her past and now all three of my girls are so happy that it's evident... That makes my heart smile... Oh, and my neighbor was celebrating and was a little drunk... I said "Hi" to him and he asked me if he could kiss my hand... And I said "Even three times, if you want"... Obvioulsy, I was joking!... But he did!... I was laughing so hard...
Maduro is not my friend. rolling on the floor laughing Tell you're neighbor I can only kiss your hand... with PERMISSION of course. rolling on the floor laughing I'm not drunk either... I know what I'm doing. rolling on the floor laughing How is the parrot? I'm catching up on the Trump speech... it was excellent.

If you want to hear part of it start at 2:08:24.

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Jun 20, 2020 11:05 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
The parrot is William Charles Michael, I... And the other parrot is Ralph Albert Michael, I... Jajajajajajajajajaajajja... And they are soooooooooo damn cute and funny!... Omg, and they are so smart... Some experts say parrots can be compared to a six year old kid... I talk to them and if I point anywhere, they follow my hand, paying so much attention... I bought a mirror for each one of them, besides all of their toys and it's so funny to watch them looking at themselves... Soooo cute!... Omg... They smell like plushies... My Mom always asked me: "How can you hug that parrot?... What is there to hug?... You are going to kill it"... But hey, he is 17 years old and I hug him and kiss him and he has survived... Jajajajajajajajajajajaja... You have no idea of how funny and wonderful it is to live with parrots... heart beating laugh Animals are magical...
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Jun 20, 2020 11:20 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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Melody1671: The parrot is William Charles Michael, I... And the other parrot is Ralph Albert Michael, I... Jajajajajajajajajaajajja... And they are soooooooooo damn cute and funny!... Omg, and they are so smart... Some experts say parrots can be compared to a six year old kid... I talk to them and if I point anywhere, they follow my hand, paying so much attention... I bought a mirror for each one of them, besides all of their toys and it's so funny to watch them looking at themselves... Soooo cute!... Omg... They smell like plushies... My Mom always asked me: "How can you hug that parrot?... What is there to hug?... You are going to kill it"... But hey, he is 17 years old and I hug him and kiss him and he has survived... Jajajajajajajajajajajaja... You have no idea of how funny and wonderful it is to live with parrots... Animals are magical...
Holy crap, William Charles Michael sounds like he's from the monarchy. Jajajajajajajajajaajajja. I think your parrot is probably smarter than some posters here. rolling on the floor laughing 17... the parrot still has some life left. I know about pets... mine was crazy but really intelligent.
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Jun 20, 2020 11:25 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon: Holy crap, William Charles Michael sounds like he's from the monarchy. Jajajajajajajajajaajajja. I think your parrot is probably smarter than some posters here. 17... the parrot still has some life left. I know about pets... mine was crazy but really intelligent.
Jajajajjajajajaajjaja... Actually, they are called "Loros Reales", which means "Royal Parrots" laugh laugh laugh And I totally agree with your comment... laugh laugh laugh Any news on your Venezuelan friend?...
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Jun 20, 2020 11:46 PM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon: Not yet, I'll check tomorrow.

In Trump's speech, he basically thanked Italians in New York for protecting the Christopher Columbus statue... the communists were afraid of the Italians.

I want the third one... like a nagging wife.
Jajajajajajjajaajjajaja... You have really earned some feminine fans, here, with that comment... laugh I love Cockatoos... But they are extremely jealous of their humans and become extremely frustrated when they don't get enough attention... I have seen some terrible pictures of Cockatoos that pluck their feathers because they feel abandoned or stressed... It's heart wrenching... And they are bigger than my parrots... But they are sooooooo cute... I have one of those little shopping carts... Question: How come you ended up eating pasticho and mandocas?... Did you come to Venezuela or your friend went to your country?... And what else did you learn about Venezuela?...
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Jun 21, 2020 12:00 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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Melody1671: Jajajajajajjajaajjajaja... You have really earned some feminine fans, here, with that comment... I love Cockatoos... But they are extremely jealous of their humans and become extremely frustrated when they don't get enough attention... I have seen some terrible pictures of Cockatoos that pluck their feathers because they feel abandoned or stressed... It's heart wrenching... And they are bigger than my parrots... But they are sooooooo cute... I have one of those little shopping carts... Question: How come you ended up eating pasticho and mandocas?... Did you come to Venezuela or your friend went to your country?... And what else did you learn about Venezuela?...
In other words, one Venezuelan woman and 3 Cockatoos or possibly more. rolling on the floor laughing What did I do to deserve this?rolling on the floor laughing How am I going to survive... they might kill me while I sleep. I heard about Latina Cockatoos. rolling on the floor laughing I ate the food because after my friends came here when I met them they made both items for me. It's closed now but a Venezuelan type restaurant about 100 miles away also had this food. I learned to be good to Venezuelan women, especially if they have killer parrots. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 21, 2020 12:07 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon: In other words, one Venezuelan woman and 3 Cockatoos or possibly more. What did I do to deserve this? How am I going to survive... they might kill me while I sleep. I heard about Latina Cockatoos. I ate the food because after my friends came here when I met them they made both items for me. It's closed now but a Venezuelan type restaurant about 100 miles away also had this food. I learned to be good to Venezuelan women, especially if they have killer parrots.
Nope... I don't even have one Cockatoo... And I can tell you, or even better, my friends and/or fans can tell you I sound like anything but a Cockatoo... Jajajajajajajjaja... devil You have to learn to be good to ALL women, not just venezuelan... Tell me something... The ones that made the pasticho were a couple?... I am confused because you said one had died and then the other came looking for the first one... confused
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Jun 21, 2020 12:13 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
Melody1671: Nope... I don't even have one Cockatoo... And I can tell you, or even better, my friends and/or fans can tell you I sound like anything but a Cockatoo... Jajajajajajajjaja... You have to learn to be good to ALL women, not just venezuelan... Tell me something... The ones that made the pasticho were a couple?... I am confused because you said one had died and then the other came looking for the first one...
P.S. I need you to send me a private message, when you have the chance, pelase...
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Jun 21, 2020 12:14 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
Melody1671: P.S. I need you to send me a private message, when you have the chance, pelase...
*please
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Jun 21, 2020 12:16 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
GeneralBeaconGeneralBeaconNew York, USA2,381 Posts
I know, I was joking. rolling on the floor laughing

One of my male Venezuelan friends came here long ago. Soon after his male Venezuelan came here also. They were not Gay. rolling on the floor laughing I made friends with both of them. Way before COVID19 one of them returned to Venezuela and supposedly he died. The second went back also and now he can't be found. Maybe for whatever reason left your country for another location. Complicated and little facts available since I was very busy.
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Jun 21, 2020 12:17 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
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What's it about?
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Jun 21, 2020 12:19 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
Nope, never mind...
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Jun 21, 2020 12:20 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
GeneralBeacon
GeneralBeaconGeneralBeaconNew York, USA2,381 Posts
No problem.
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Jun 21, 2020 12:22 AM CST How about a dating a Man with Mummy Issues ...
Going to bed, now... Be nice to the ladies, Mr. General... Sleep well and have a wonderful day... bouquet
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