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omg omg absolutly funny
Cool, a modern rendition of Who is on First? 
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The driver tried to avoid the cow but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened.
She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists waiting for her driver to return.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand and a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary. Well, said the driver, " the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God! What did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied, "I just told them I was Hillary Clinton's driver, and that I just killed the old cow."
"The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."