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rivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 PostsI have a terrorist fly which has taken up residence. I have tried swatting it and broke two vases and a picture, shooting it with my waterpistol ( forgot it was full of bourban) now the fly is going sideways. Have also tried bombarding it with mortein which unfortunately left me with my feet in the air and the kamakazi fly is still going strong. Any other suggestions would be appreciated
have short range missiles at the ready...no...wait....long range missile readt..forgot where I lived
Oh no not the tail....there would be nothing of my home left.
Could I ring the fire department
Could I ring the fire department
I traded the tail for a cool whatjamajiggit...it has missiles and hoses and all sorts of things....
Love those whatjamajiggits.Does yours have the thingamebob coming down the side and the duda down the back?
Oh...mine only has a hoosywhatsit on the rear pipe...I got gipped
I hear you can get spare parts though. The latest addition is a whatchamacallit. It comes in three different colours and five different sizes.
As long as I can wear a hat and some high heels this time...I am up for any assignment....oh and can I please have a whip? I so like them.........
You can have all the above or? should that be all of the below
Also need to order hand cuffs...any particular colour you prefer.
Also need to order hand cuffs...any particular colour you prefer.
Black studded leather would be great, synthetic leather though, on second thoughts, some lace cuffs would match my lipstick so much better, and can we ride bijes to get this fly?
Perhaps riding bikes may be easier..........
Sorry my thingamajiggy went flat, I got it caught up on your whatsamabobby...and then to top it all off I fell in your trap....eeewww...I've got peanut butter all over my doohicky!!!!
Who'd have thought it possible!!!!
Who'd have thought it possible!!!!
Was that before or after you hit the bobbymajig
It's still sticking out of my boot..... can you help me remove it?..... and that dang fly, I swear it is sitting on the fridge poking it's toungue out at me!!!! No...wait, that's Lou, I have someone else's rose coloured glasses on!!!
I should wear those rose coloured ones in the inters. Dang please dont let me roam loose on my own over there. A person could really get into trouble over there.
Yea at least in that thread your excused anything Oh by the way watch out for the snake hole too....lots of bones lying around outside.
Oh by the way watch out for the snake hole too....lots of bones lying around outside.I saw that over there...the one where all the kangaroo, port, trenchcoats and pigmy's are...I think I saw that tattoist in the cross-dressing section....he really needs to find a different feather boa...it clashes so with his skull tattoo...
I think I recognize him. He is the wardrobe creator for the next Pricilla movie.Think they may rename it godzilla so the guys dont have to shave every five minutes
The godzilla gorilla and magilla the clown
All left ina taxi to red all the town
Was paint they were fixing to buy at the store
but the Aussie's were waiting with locks on the door
oops sorry wrong thread!!! Where am I? 
All left ina taxi to red all the town
Was paint they were fixing to buy at the store
but the Aussie's were waiting with locks on the door
oops sorry wrong thread!!! Where am I?
where we are I dont care
its fun and laughter that we share
didnt know this could be so tiring
my bourban filled pistol needs some firing
its fun and laughter that we share
didnt know this could be so tiring
my bourban filled pistol needs some firing
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