Funny Valentines (55)
"Your kisses are sweet, your hugs are passionate....
But compared to your sister, they're only second rate."
But compared to your sister, they're only second rate."
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I love you my darling, I love you to death
because since I met you my life is a mess
because since I met you my life is a mess
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"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me....
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
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My Love, God broke the mold when he made You
and we're all mighty glad He did
and we're all mighty glad He did
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See how you are Earl? 
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Hi Pete, yes, Earl is "one of a kind" 
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this isnt very good but nevermind
roses are red, violets are blue
im in love with the man next to you
roses are red, violets are blue
im in love with the man next to you
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Sure would look good on a Tee Shirt though
Then you could stand next to one guy and actually want the other guy
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that would be good
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this isnt a nice one
roses are red volets are blue
your dog licks, better than you.
roses are red volets are blue
your dog licks, better than you.
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Well, I know of at least one person in here who would be glad I'm "one of a kind" and they're not in the USA
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From across the room it was love at first site...
Till someone came a long and turned on the light.
Till someone came a long and turned on the light.
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Hugz Deb...
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hugs to you carebear
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To my ex-
For you I pined, you made my heart hanker
But sleeping with you was like laying on a pile of coat hangers
Ok, not so good, but you try finding a rhyme for hangers.
For you I pined, you made my heart hanker
But sleeping with you was like laying on a pile of coat hangers
Ok, not so good, but you try finding a rhyme for hangers.
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Deb
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romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some
of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty, and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Let's see everyone come up with their own. Just as it says at the top, "the most
romantic first line, but the least romantic second line."