"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"
Dr. James C. Turner, Police Psychiatrist: [hypotizing Lou with a watch] Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock... Lou Francis: You forgot to say the mouse went up the clock!
"People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened."
Marie: All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.
L ester: It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
White: Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/ employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But, no, really, I have them.
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I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations.
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