Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
"Kaylee, I want you to get that kid that's taking a dirt nap with baby Jesus and I want you to strap him on the front of the ship, we need a hood ornament." Nate, -Serenity-Blooper reel
It Happened One Night (1934) (talking of Ellie Andrews) Alexander Andrews: I asked you a simple question! Do you love her? Peter: YES!! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!
The First Wives Club (1996) Brenda: My Morty became this big shot on TV...then it hits: midlife crisis. Major. He starts working out. He grows a mustache. He gets an earring! I said, "Morty, what are you, a pirate? What's next, a parrot?"
Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you any more collagen, they'll look like they were stuck in a pool drain.
Catherine: You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.
Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you another face lift you are going to be able to blink your lips!
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