Write and star in your own movie. ( Archived) (48)

You would be driving the cadallac

what would i be doing or would you let in ????

Nuala, you would play one of my four lovers in the movie, but in scene 12 you get stung by a scorpion and we have to leave you by roadside in the desert heat.

So what fate awaits me? Whats my motivation, luvvy??

Western:



I would be an Albino Bandito who has to hide out in a Convent deep in Juarez to avenge the thievery of my families land by evil warlords.

All this only to find out that the nuns aren't really nuns, but in a
(Two Mules for Sister Sarah) kind of twist are all beautiful senoritas planning a similar revenge while their Fathers and Brothers are off fighting in La Revolucion.

I an Albino (White Sheep of the Family) along with the "nuns" bring down the evil Machismo warlords. The insult to injury is that they were brought down by an albino and a bunch of fake nuns.

We all give our ancestoral lands back to our families and I finally gain the respect from my family which I never had being the "white sheep".

The nuns and I decide to stay at the convent and fix it up. We throw parties for the celebrities and heads of state of Olde Juarez. I start smoking a pipe and wearing a red smoking jacket all the time, go into publishing, and make a fortune.................

and we all live happily ever after

The End

There goes my coffee again...Joel, you do it for me!!!

After a long gun battle with the locals, we manage to escape unharmed and speed of into the sunset to live a long and happy live

The warlords are rehabilitated well groomed and given specific training after being shipped off to a prison colony. It is a strange new land in the southern hemisphere....an island continent of sorts.

Soon all the retrained warlords (now softspoken) are transferred to help on ranch on the eastern coast of this strange new island near an upstart community called Brisbane, but far to the outskirts.

These humble servants, well skilled in the culinary arts, farming, ranching, massage, grape feeding, and feather fanning are sent to a seaside ranch to help an independent but in need of a workforce woman and her children.

All of them become very skilled in carving ornate teardrop shaped flat water vessels that are strictly for entertainment close to shore. Soon people from all around are wanting these vessels and offering currency from all over the world.

The independent woman makes a fortune but gives it all to charity and chooses a simple life with her children right there where it all started..........

and they live happily ever after

The End

where we gonna live then babe?? I like Mexico, what do you think? We can be bandidos!!