those colonoscopies ( Archived) (21)

Apologies if these are a repeat..I like #5...

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your
left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my
dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron,
didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all....

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying
that my head is not up there?"

thats awesome thanks for that laugh

LOL!!!!

You must have just gotten out of your bed

Way too funny, coffee spurted out of nose while reading! Thanks for the morning laff davinci!

my pleasure everyone...now can you come over and help me
shovel 3 ft of snow...ugh...... I'd rather sit in the
jacuzzi....

What stops you? Unless you have to go out shopping of course

room for two..lets go....I even have loufa's somewhere ...