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"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money,I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
That night the blonde dreams she wins the lotto.
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it The next day she prays... "God, ple ase let me win the lotto! I've lost my business my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.
PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...
"Sweetheart, work with Me on this........... Buy a ticket."