save ya allthe trouble im still im really forkin excited its a tad better than the aus forum , ive gotta goen squeeze some pimples on mi butt n go t bed keep practicing there aplenty of COWPATTERS needed over here. n good vibes
Let all the haters sing their little song and be done with it:
There's a fruit store on our street It's run by a Greek. And he keeps good things to eat But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no". He just "yes"es you to death, And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!! We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions And all kinds of fruit and say We have an old fashioned toMAHto A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today, "Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away." When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet. Someone asked for "sparrow grass" and then the whole quartet All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas We have-a no bananas today. Just try those coconuts Those wall-nuts and doughnuts There ain't many nuts like they. We'll sell you two kinds of red herring, Dark brown, and ball-bearing. But yes, we have no bananas We have no bananas today."
How 'bout Banana are like stop lights only in reverse Green:means wait a while Yellow:means O K Red: meens where the hell did you get that banana at Mitch Hedburg(RIP)
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Or maybe some super glue to hold those little B@#$ards down