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Mar 7, 2007 4:02 AM CST Let's write a story
Musicalle
MusicalleMusicalleHalifax, Nova Scotia Canada19 Threads 415 Posts
Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a handsome lord named Dash Wingnuts. Now Dash had an enormous.......roll eyes roll eyes
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Mar 7, 2007 4:03 AM CST Let's write a story
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
ego,so large it was pushed in a wheel barrow beside him by two men servents
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Mar 7, 2007 4:04 AM CST Let's write a story
tessie07
tessie07tessie07dublin, Dublin Ireland129 Threads 4,323 Posts
who where joined at the hip n only had 3 legs between them
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Mar 7, 2007 4:06 AM CST Let's write a story
bulldog66
bulldog66bulldog66doncaster, UK35 Threads 3,680 Posts
this is a common disfigurement found a lot in the south were theres only 3 sets of genes between a state,but boy could they play the banjo
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Mar 7, 2007 4:43 AM CST Let's write a story
Westdeck
WestdeckWestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1,649 Posts
An elephant came and blew out the candle... That's how stories end...
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Mar 7, 2007 4:49 AM CST Let's write a story
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
Bert!! Why do you always want to end these stories??

The elephant actually turned around and lit his farts and then blew the candle out ...

But his mouse companion ...
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Mar 7, 2007 4:50 AM CST Let's write a story
Westdeck
WestdeckWestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1,649 Posts
... inhaled the fumes and was rushed to hospital...
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Mar 7, 2007 4:51 AM CST Let's write a story
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
with burnt lungs and really bad breath ...
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Mar 7, 2007 4:56 AM CST Let's write a story
denguefever
denguefeverdenguefeverIn the cellar!!!, UK32 Threads 1,204 Posts
so, not only did the mouse have burnt lungs, bad breath but now some fat elephant sat on his head ...

made a right mess of his hair ....
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Mar 7, 2007 5:26 AM CST Let's write a story
Westdeck
WestdeckWestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1,649 Posts
Censored?
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Mar 7, 2007 5:29 AM CST Let's write a story
Westdeck
WestdeckWestdeckAmsterdam, North Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1,649 Posts
But never ever any one heard another 'word' from the mouse. The elephant had a case of the runs for months after. And a year later a strange creature was born on the elephant farm....
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Mar 7, 2007 6:40 AM CST Let's write a story
Musicalle
MusicalleMusicalleHalifax, Nova Scotia Canada19 Threads 415 Posts
THE END......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Jeez you guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ruined the whole story about the wingnut....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 7, 2007 6:46 AM CST Let's write a story
candis
candiscandisMadison Township, Michigan USA7 Threads 1,041 Posts
the endblues
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Mar 7, 2007 6:53 AM CST Let's write a story
Musicalle
MusicalleMusicalleHalifax, Nova Scotia Canada19 Threads 415 Posts
Yeah, well the story started out about a handsome lord named dash wingnut who had an enormous.....

And ended up with a burnt-arsed mouse?

rolling on the floor laughing
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