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He walks in seeing that clearly something is wrong. He has walked into a gay bar but figures hey-might as well stay for a beer. He walks up to the bar and asks for a pint. The bartender looks at him and tells him that all people in the bar must first give the name of their johnson before they can be served. Not quite understanding the trucker asks for a few examples. So one guy walks up and says that his is named NIKE for the slogan "just do it", another guy walks up and says his is TIMEX for the slogan "takes a lickin keeps on tickin"
The trucker ponders it for a minute and says well I'm gonna name mine SECRET. Secret? They all ask.. The trucker says yah for the slogan "strong enough for a man but made for a woman"