A Birthday Wish! ( Archived) (3)

A man asked his wife, "What would you like for your Birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." So on the morning of her birthday, he gets her up bright and early and they head to the theme park. He is all smiles making her dreams come true, he puts her on every ride, the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, the Bungie Jump. She had to go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then he took her to a movie theater where they ate popcorn, candy, and drank Cola. At last she staggered home with her husband exhausted, she collapsed in bed.

Her husband all smiles leans over and asked her, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" She opens one eyes and groaned, "Actually, honey, I mean dress size!"

ha!