NEW VIRUS......... ;o) (17)
and the common sence to find good places to bury the bodies 
hi lills
hi lills
Hiya, sweet, hows our Paul today?
Pssst, knew I could rely on you to remember the most important bit
Pssst, knew I could rely on you to remember the most important bit
iam fine n dandy ,theres some new road works on the M4 just passed reading if ya wana drop a few off see carl n hell putt em into the flyover lol
Ya only up the road from me. Just getting me boots on now
better stil drop by on tues day ,iam in silicon valley myself then ill help ya un wrap em lol
Oi 
I hope you're talking about someone elses valleys, cos theres nowt silicon about mine 
I hope you're talking about someone elses valleys, cos theres nowt silicon about mine lol no its the science park jus of motor way ya know where that windmill and cabltron etc is Listen, I've learnt, never to leave it to chance, that you're being serious
Are you sure you don't mean, you're are off to see our Mike, in Trumpton lol
Are you sure you don't mean, you're are off to see our Mike, in Trumpton lol
dont have much to do with cows ,let the solicitor deal with all that sort of stuff................
Ouch
Maybe you are on the right thread, virus, cows, possibly mad cow disease
Maybe you are on the right thread, virus, cows, possibly mad cow disease
could be but iam jus poppin over to internationals for a while love ya n leave ya and back soon 
love ya n leave ya and back soon Be good yeah, right
yeah, right 
And, yes, I have a patio.......... but there's always room for one more!!! Tee hee......
Whaddayamean, theres room for one more???
We were having this meet up close to you, cos you said there would be enough to bury the bloody lot them attending, at yours??
We were having this meet up close to you, cos you said there would be enough to bury the bloody lot them attending, at yours??
Another warning, for you all
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call over the weekend.
I walked into my local B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that..
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Be safe people
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call over the weekend.
I walked into my local B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that..
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
Be safe people
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Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems there is a virus called
the "Senile Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee
cannot take care of it. So be warned.
Symptoms of the Senile Virus:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember?
I don't remember if I sent this one out . .
I don't think I did . . . Or did you send it to me?
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the
good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the
difference.